new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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