how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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