i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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