sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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