Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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