Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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