Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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