Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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