Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It's blow job season.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
