It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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