i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
