I wish I could teleport
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You can't special order awesome
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Damn victory sex feels great
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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