office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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