I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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