My brain says no but my pants say off.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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