Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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