Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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