i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i came on her dog
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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