We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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