do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
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