I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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