BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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