Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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