Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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