i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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