i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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