I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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