is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
How naked do you want me to be?
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