I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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