if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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