Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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