I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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