You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
