I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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