you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
