careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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