The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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