i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
