so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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