I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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