not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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