I wanna bring you to show and tell
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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