Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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