Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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