what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Randomize
