I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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