nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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