11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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