There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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