i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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