Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize