Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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