so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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