plz talk dirty to me
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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