butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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