home. puking in laundry basket.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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