I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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