I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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