Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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